Post by coreycz on May 15, 2013 4:22:28 GMT -6
"Saliva by Ladies and Gentlemen hits the speakers and crowd is on their feet as the camera takes a good look at the HEW crowd before taking us to the announcer table, where Mark Daniels and Stephen T. Darling are sitting as always.
Mark Daniels: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to HEW Shockwave! My name is Mark Daniels and by my side is Stephen T. Darling."
Stephen T. Darling: "...'sup."
Mark Daniels: "Tonight, we hope to finally have a calm show where wrestling will be the main thing instead of crazy attacks."
Stephen T. Darling: "I don't really believe that. Especially since Gabriel Noire is in our first match..."
ONYX vs. Gabriel Noire
"Porn Star Dancing" by My Darkest Days hits and ONYX walks out with a huge smile and slaps hands with the fans on his way to the ring. Once inside the ring he begins using the ropes stretch while he waits on the match to start.
Mark Daniels: "Here's ONYX, coming back after few months and looking to make some impact this time!"
Stephen T. Darling: "Let's see if he doesn't get counted out this time..."
ONYX is waiting for his opponent Gabriel Noir, but the young emo wrestler suddenly hops over the railing without his music hitting and attacks ONYX from behind.
Stephen T. Darling: "Well, hate to say I told you so..."
Noire kicks and stomps away on ONYX, but the veteran manages to stand up and rock him with a haymaker. Noire comes back running, only to get hit with a vicious Big Boot. ONYX picks Gabe up just like that and drops him with a Powerslam into a pinning position.
ONE!
TWO!
THR-- KICKOUT!
Mark Daniels: "I think Noire underestimated ONYX. This man can get the job done!"
ONYX lifts Noire up again, but the young emo rakes his eyes, which ref doesn't see. Noire then sends ONYX crashing down with a knockout Enzuigiri to the back of the head. ONYX is laid out and Noire climbs the turnbuckle, facing the entrance ramp, looking for a Moonsault. When suddenly...
"The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps. "
After the Pulp Fiction quote, 3's and 7's by Queens of the Stone Age hits the PA and it indeed is Adam Stryker who walks out on the stage, sporting an old "Echoes of the Fall" merch t-shirt.
Mark Daniels: "Adam Stryker! We haven't seen him since--"
Stephen T. Darling: "Since our last show, yes. What the fuck is he doing here? He already kicked the shit out of Pariah!"
Stryker stands on the ramp and points at Noire, who is still standing on the top rope, and then performs a cut-throat taunt as the crowd roars. In the ring, ONYX comes to life and trips the legs of Gabriel, seating on the turnbuckle for a moment before picking him up in a Backbreaker Rack position.
Mark Daniels: "Cash Out! He drops him like a bad habit!"
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Tony Allen: "Here is your winner, ONYX!"
And the pinfall is academic as "Pornstar Dancing" reprises. Stryker then slides in the ring, picks the laid out emo wrestler up and delivers his Vortex finisher for good measure. "This is for Raiden!" he screams at the knocked out man.
T3 Winners Speak
Mark Daniels: "Fans, let's go now to some pretaped comments from the winners of the HEW Top Tag Tournament, Jimmy Riley and Fiona Rourke, EXODUS Pro's Marauders!"
The scene switches to San Diego, California, backstage during the most recent E-Pro TV. In front of an EXODUS Pro Wrestling banner are The Marauders; Jimmy Riley and the EXODUS Pro Champion, Fiona Rourke.
Jimmy Riley: "Hey there, HEW fans. I'm Jimmy Riley!"
Fiona Rourke: "And I'm Fiona Rourke! And we are..."
Both: "The Marauders!!"
They grin.
Jimmy Riley: "We wanted to thank all the fans in HEW for welcoming us into their homes a few weeks ago, when we beat Any Given Sundae..."
Fiona Rourke: "And those no good chumps from the UWL! We also wanted to make the announcement where we'll be going to get our tag title shot!"
Jimmy Riley: "You know, we thought about it; taking a trip to the UK and facing the Pro Wrestling FRONTIER champs..."
Fiona Rourke: "...Staying here in San Diego and getting a match with Johnny Cannon and Abby Park..."
Jimmy Riley: "Or even going back to Knoxville and getting the belts we never lost..."
The two pause, look at each other, and burst out laughing.
Jimmy Riley: "Nah, we're kidding, we never want to be back there, if we can help it!"
Fiona Rourke: "True story, Jimmy...but we decided that, for our title match, we'd like to face the same team we beat to win this here tournament!"
Jimmy Riley: "That's right. Any Given Sundae, you guys better get ready! Because very soon, Fiona Rourke..."
Fiona Rourke: "...and Jimmy Riley..."
Both: "Are coming for you!"
Jimmy Riley: "N-word!"
Fiona smacks him in the back of the head.
Jimmy Riley: "Ow! What was that for?"
Fiona Rourke: "You know full well what that was for!"
The pair assume a fighting stance, and the scene ends.
Mark Daniels: "There you have it, fans! The Marauders, the Top Tag Tournament champions, are requesting a second match with Any Given Sundae, this time for the IWF Tag Team Titles!
Santa Claus vs. Wayne Carruthers
As we come back from commercial, Santa is already in the ring as we still hear "HO! HO! HO!" chants. Then the signature guitar riff from X’s "Wild Thing" begins to play out of the venue’s sound system. Meanwhile, a fog of smoke covers the lower half of the stage before the drum beat enters the musical foray, which cues Wayne Carruthers to make his appearance onto the entrance platform. Welcomed with the audience singing along to his theme song, Carruthers struts away from the stage as the lights from the stage behind him pulsate in rhythm to the rock tune playing aloud.
Tony Allen: "From Cleveland, Ohio, weighting in at 260 pounds, the Wild Thing... WAYNE CARRUTHERS!"
Carruthers, finally making his way down to the ring, climbs atop the apron before entering the squared circle where he shoots his arms out to the side as he balls his hands into a fist before returning his arms nearby his waist.
Mark Daniels: "One of the three guest stars in this show, FGA's own Wayne Carruthers!"
Stephen T. Darling: "Professional geek facing a buy in a Santa costume. That is a complete booking clusterfuck."
Carruthers shakes Santa's hand and tells him he's still waiting for the bike he was supposed to get when he was 9. The bell rings and we're underway as Wayne doesn't waste time with lockups and begans to kick and punch away at Santa, getting him to the corner. He continues to kick his midsection as Santa sits down in the corner. Wayne then takes few steps back, only to perform a facewash to poor Santa. After repeating it three times, he drags Santa to the middle of the ring and pins him.
ONE!
TWO!
THR-- KICKOUT!
Mark Daniels: "What is up with Santa? He used to--"
Stephen T. Darling: "Suck less? Once again I can't agree with you."
Wayne waits for Santa to stand up and goes for a Running Crossbody, but Santa Claus catches him and drops him with a Powerslam that is quickly followed with a Splash and a pinning attempt.
ONE!
TWO! -- KICKOUT!
Both men get slowly to their feet and began exchanging blows, when suddenly Wayne ducks one and hits an STO Backbreaker quickly followed by a Neckbreaker Slam.
Mark Daniels: "Wayne Breaker!"
Stephen T. Darling: "Hey! You woke me up!"
Carruthers then locks Santa in the Crossface Clutch and the Saint Nick has no choice but to tap out!
Tony Allen: "Here is your winner via submission, WAYNE CARRUTHERS!"
Mark Daniels: "A quick win for Wayne Carruthers! This guy can be an impact player here!"
Stephen T. Darling: "Or he can come back to playing PlayBox or however are those consoles called."
Free For All Championship Match on the line!
Angelo Valour vs. Jason Richards
Both men are in the ring and shake hands as the bell rings. They start with a Greco-Roman tieup and Valour quickly trainsitions into a Waistlock, followed by a Release German Suplex. Richards rolls on his belly only to receive few knees to the back before Valour locks him in a Sleeper. Richards is very close to the ropes and manages to reach them as referee forces Angelo to break the hold.
Mark Daniels: "Angelo Valour in control so far..."
Stephen T. Darling: "Not surprisingly, he's the UWL World Champion!"
Valour lifts Jason up and goes for The Passage, which is a Buckle Bomb, but Richards counters beautifully into a Frankensteiner, sending Valour head first to the buckles!
Mark Daniels: "Ouch!"
Stephen T. Darling: "CALL DA POLICE! CALL DA EMTs!"
Richards takes control with a Release Tiger Suplex as Valour lands on the back of his neck and head again. Jason then places him to the corner, going for a Yakuza Kick, but Valour dodges and The Strong Style Wolf is stuck in the corner. Angelo places him on the top rope and signals that he is going to go for a Back Superplex. He indeed goes for it, but Richards rocks him with Back Elbow shots to the head and Valour falls backwards on the mat. Jason sees the advantage and performs a beautiful Emerald Death Wave as crowd cheers loudly. He goes for the pin.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Tony Allen: "Here is your winner and the new number one contender for the Free For All Championship, JASON RICHARDS!"
"Clutch" by Barrie Gledden reprises and Jason Richards celebrates in the ring.
Mark Daniels: "And the GFC Tag Team Champion can add another title to his resume as he goes to challenge our FFA Champion at Night of Retribution! We'll see you after another commercial!"
Falls Count Anywhere
King Congo vs. David Parker
Tribal drumbeats can be heard as King Congo and Slick Harrison come to the ring, not waiting for anything, not posing, just angrily walking towards the ring. Congo stands right in the centre and waits for "Been To Hell" to hit and bring out David Parker. That indeed happens but Parker doesn't appear on the stage in a wrestling attire, but in a business suit.
David Parker: "Hey there, monster. I know you blame me and Shizz for screwing you out of the title, but eventhough you will get to face Shizz at Night of Retribution..."
A rare pop for our boss occurs.
David Parker: "You obviously can't fight your boss. So let me introduce you... my replacement..."
"Getting Away With Murder" by Papa Roach hits the PA system and it is Lucius Togo who appears on the stage, ready to wrestle!
Mark Daniels: "Lucius Togo! What the hell? Last time we saw him, he was a manager of Highway to Hell!"
Stephen T. Darling: "From what I know, he was a pretty good wrestler before! So you can consider this his comeback... as an enforcer for our boss! Brilliant idea!"
Togo runs to the ring and immediately goes for a Clothesline, but that doesn't bring Congo down! He performs another one, with the same effect. As he goes for the third, Congo drops him with a Big Boot. The Ignoble Sava wastes no time, lifts his opponent up and drops him with Sacrifice. Pinfall is academic.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
David Parker quickly disappears in the back as Congo adds insult to injury, performing a Congo Splash on Togo. As he walks away as well, accompanied by Slick, we cut to backstage.
Backstage
Alice Carter is backstage with Adam Stryker who is smiling maniacally, enjoying his actions tonight.
Alice Carter: "Adam Stryker, eventhough you weren't scheduled to appear at Shockwave, you indeed appeared and made impact, attacking Gabriel Noire. What led you to those actions?"
Adam Stryker: "Isn't it too obvious? That emo cunt attacked my very best friend and sidelined him for God knows how long. That's not what I like. And since Raiden can't defend himself, I am here to be the avenger in a shining armor. At night of Retribution, I want my retribution for Raiden, The Echoes want their retribution... me and Noire. One on one. Get Real... or Die Hard!"
Stryker pushes both Alice and the camera aside and walks away.
Tag Team Championship
WHSmith (c) vs. Party Nation
Mark Daniels: "First of two title matches tonight! Let's see if Party Nation can capitalise!"
“Two Heads Are Better Than One” booms through the speakers as Bill and Harry Smith burst through the curtain, waving and smiling at the crowd. As they stand on the platform outside the ramp, each of the brothers points to the other, in turn, as if introducing him. The second brother takes this opportunity to rock out to the theme song, air-guitaring and dancing to the delight of the crowd.
Tony Allen: "Following contest is for the HEW Tag Team Championship! Introducing first, your HEW Tag Team Champions, Billy Smith and Harry Smith... WHSMITH!"
Once both brothers have had their turn, they indulge in a few more seconds of air-guitaring and rock star posturing together, before exchanging a glance and a brief nod and taking off at full speed down the ramp, under the bottom rope and into the ring!
"Sorry for Party Rockin' " hits the PA... but nobody's coming out. Tony Allen, referee and the defending champions are confused and the video on the titantron cuts to backstage, where we see King Congo destroying the number one contenders!
Stephen T. Darling: "That African moron! He's runing one of our main events!"
Congo punches away on both member, then raises BOTH of them in the air and drops then with Sacrifice through a catering table! Shamrock and White are unable to move as the angry giant turns to the camera.
King Congo: "CONGO! SMASH!"
With those words, he leaves the scene and we cut back to ringside, where the ref is seen calling the match off as our champions leave, disappointed.
Tony Allen: "Well... ladies and gentlemen, still your tag team champions, WHSMITH!"
Stephen T. Darling: "If I may quote a wrestling legend Iron Sheik... FACKIN BULLSHEET!"
Mark Daniels: "King Congo made his intentions clear, he wiped off Togo, Party Nation... now he's going for The Shizz!"
FREE FOR ALL CHAMPIONSHIP
X (c) vs. Scott Green
X walks out clad in his custom trench coat and mask. The crowd gives off a pretty big pop, but he doesn't seem to notice as he stands by the entrance, unmoved. He looks around slowly before making his way down to the ring methodically.
Tony Allen: "Following contest is for the Free For All Championship! Introducing first, from New York, weighting in at 210 pounds, the HEW Free For All Champion, X!"
He stops just before the steel steps, looks up at the ring from his point of view and briskly walks up the steps and enters the ring where he stands in the middle of the ring, looking somewhat intimidating.
As Stalemate by Stone Sour hits the PA, the lights go into a dark green dim and the expressionless Scott Green walks onto the stage wearing a dark green jacket with the hood up. Staring at the ground while taking slow steps towards the ring, Green finally looks up and pulls down his hood as he looks around at the green lighting.
Tony Allen: "And his opponent, from Santa Barbara, California, weighting in at 235 pounds, "The Arrow" Scott Green!
He then takes a few more lackluster steps towards the ring until he gets to the apron, which takes one leap onto before entering the ring. Once in the middle of the ring Green has his arms stretched out for a few seconds just before he removes the jacket.
The two meet in the center of the ring, looking like they're sizing one another up. Finally, the two meet for a collar elbow tie-up with Green getting a small advantage thanks to size. He backs the two of them into a corner, backing out of the hold, nodding as he waits to see the next move. X comes out of the gates quickly, but Green uses a deep armdrag to keep him down, holding him in an armbar while X struggles for a bit. Green finally lets go of the armbar, keeping X seated before rearing back and unleashing a huge kick to his back. With X wincing in pain, Green backs up before running forward, doing a Hennig-esque running snapmare before going for a quick cover, X kicking out before the ref can even get down for a count.
Green sighs in frustration before going over and locking in a side headlock. X starts to work them back up to a vertical base before finally pushing off Green towards the ropes, whipping him there. X ducks under a running lariat from Green before Green hits the ropes and rebounds back again as X pushes him forward to get more momentum for Green, and then on the return, X hits him with a football tackle! Starting to flail into him with punches, Green tries to cover up, leading the referee to start making a count to get the two apart. X finally backs away, and as soon as the ref lets go, he charges forward with a huge boot to the face of Green.
Pulling Green toward the center of the ring, X starts to grab one of Green's legs, starting to kick the back of his knee as he continues to work the leg and knee over before starting to go for something. Wrapping the leg up and grabbing the other one, X starts to lock the legs and turn him, starting to sinch in the Deadlock! Green winces, screaming a little, but the height advantage allows Green to have a little more reach when it comes time for reaching and getting to the ropes, forcing X to break the hold. Not immediately letting go, he finally relents as the referee hits 3, backing off as Green looks to be in pain.
Green remains on the mat as X goes back on the attack, picking him up and whipping Green into the corner. Green hits the turnbuckles and X comes charging in with full force, but Green stumbles out of the corner, nailing X with The Bullseye! X hits the mat and Green immediately runs to the ropes and springboarding off with a moonsault! Green goes for the cover. One...two...KICKOUT! Green looks upset as he looks frustrated, but he knows he's got to make a move. He pulls X to the corner, moving back and going forward for a facewash, but as he comes forward, X gets up and charges at him, AND HITS THE SOUL DESTROYER! X tugs him away from the ropes and makes the cover! One...TWO...TH--SCOTT GREEN KICKS OUT! X is in shock as he looks at the ref, X frustrated now! He quickly pulls up Green, who quickly gets him in a front facelock to go for a tornado ddt, but X pushes him off...ANOTHER SOUL DESTROYER! This time with authority! X hooks the leg and covers...1...2...THREE!
Tony Allen: "Here is your winner and still the Free For All Champion... X!"
Stephen T. Darling: "FINALLY an actual contest!"
Mark Daniels: "Our main event will, for sure, be a terrific contest as well, Stephen! Our PPV Champion will be in action!"
If Stevie Starr wins, he gets a title match at NoR
HEW PPV Champion Tyler Angel vs. Stevie Starr
Tony Allen: "Ladies and gentlemen, the following is your main event! If Stevie Starr is victorious in this match, he will receive a PPV Championship match at Night of Retribution!"
As Everybody Loves Me by OneRepublic is heard around the arena, lights in the shape of a star begin to flash onto the stage. Stevie Starr then walks out with a Gold robe on and a smug look on his face.
Tony Allen: "Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California, weighting in at 220 pounds, "Mr. Hollywood" Stevie Starr!"
As he walks down the ramp he blows kisses to the female members of the audience before sliding under the bottom rope and into the ring. Stevie then gets to his feet in the middle ring and poses to the displeasure of the fans.
Stephen T. Darling: "I'm telling ya, this is THE MAN! You're looking at the next PPV Champ for shizzle."
Mark Daniels: "For what?"
Stephen T. Darling: "Holy Fucking Pandas on unicycles... I'm not gonna explain it to you."
HEW edit of "Gehenna" by Slipknot hits the PA and Tyler Angel appears on the stage, raisng the PPV Championship over his head. He then slings it over his shoulder before walking slowly to the ring, surrounded by a chorus of cheers.
Tony Allen: "And his opponent, from Los Angeles, California, weighting in at 90 kilos, he is the Hollywood Elite Wrestling Pay-Per-View Champion, "The Painful Truth" Tyler Angel!"
Angel walks methodically to the ring and poses on the turnbuckle as his music slowly dies out.
Mark Daniels: "You keep talking about a future PPV Champion, but my money's one the current one! Tyler Angel is an ever impressive competitor and he's going to prove it tonight."
Stephen T. Darling: "Oh piss off. He's not half as good as Stevie!"
Angel hands his title to the timekeeper and the bell rings. Stevie offers a handshake and Tyler accepts it, but Stevie pulls his hand in the last second and runs it through his hair, laughing at his joke. But he's not laughing that much after receiving a hard kick to the chest and an enzuigiri that bring him down on the canvas. Angel locks his opponent in a front facelock on the ground. Starr tries to get up to his feet, but he is attacked several times by Tyler's knees that target his midsection. Stevie manages to get to a vertical base, rake Tyler's back which ref doesn't see and surprise him with a Bridging Northern Lights Suplex!
ONE!
TWO!
TH-- KICKOUT!
Both men are quickly to their feet, but Stevie is a heartbeat quicker and hence takes advantage, sending a knee of his own towards Angel's midsection and sending him crashing down with a Scoop Powerslam. He quickly locks in the STF and Tyler is in a world of pain.
Stephen T. Darling: "What did I tell you? Stevie has Angel's number!"
Angel luckily manages to reach the ropes and ref starts counting. Starr takes the whole 5 count to break the hold and then poses for the fans who boo him loudly. But he is getting carried away to easily and doesn't see Tyler getting up. The PPV Champ turns Stevie around and rocks him with a big Shattered Dream Dropkick. Before Starr can recover, he is placed in a position for Canadian Destroyer.
Mark Daniels: "And you see I was right all the time! Tyler Angel gets ready for The Rebirth!"
But suddenly, "Angry Chair" by Alice in Chains echoes through the arena and a chorus of boos accompanies the man in the Joker mask who appers on the stage with a steel chair in hand! Tyler lets go of Stevie and leans over the ropes that are closest to the stage, signaling for the Joker guy to come get some... but suddenly Stevie takes advantage with a simple Schoolboy!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Tony Allen: "Here is your winner and new number one contender for PPV Championship... Stevie Starr!"
"Everybody Loves Me" reprises and Stevie quickly disappears through the crowd as he sees the Joker guy enter the ring. The man who took Handsome Harley out delivers a stiff chairshot to the head of our champion, causing him to bleed from his forehead. He then places the chair on the mat and drops Angel on it with a Double Underhook DDT. The Joker guy then takes Angel's championship belt and takes a short look at it before just throwing it at the motionless champion and running away.
Mark Daniels: "What the hell was that! That guy is running roughshots on everyone! Now he took out our PPV Champion!"
Stephen T. Darling: "Angel got what was coming to him! And most important thing is that Stevie Starr is going for that PPV Championship!"
Mark Daniels: "Well ladies and gentlemen, after another show full of extreme moments and surprises, we sign off! I am Mark Daniels and my partner was as always Stephen T. Darling. Good night!"
Mark Daniels: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to HEW Shockwave! My name is Mark Daniels and by my side is Stephen T. Darling."
Stephen T. Darling: "...'sup."
Mark Daniels: "Tonight, we hope to finally have a calm show where wrestling will be the main thing instead of crazy attacks."
Stephen T. Darling: "I don't really believe that. Especially since Gabriel Noire is in our first match..."
ONYX vs. Gabriel Noire
"Porn Star Dancing" by My Darkest Days hits and ONYX walks out with a huge smile and slaps hands with the fans on his way to the ring. Once inside the ring he begins using the ropes stretch while he waits on the match to start.
Mark Daniels: "Here's ONYX, coming back after few months and looking to make some impact this time!"
Stephen T. Darling: "Let's see if he doesn't get counted out this time..."
ONYX is waiting for his opponent Gabriel Noir, but the young emo wrestler suddenly hops over the railing without his music hitting and attacks ONYX from behind.
Stephen T. Darling: "Well, hate to say I told you so..."
Noire kicks and stomps away on ONYX, but the veteran manages to stand up and rock him with a haymaker. Noire comes back running, only to get hit with a vicious Big Boot. ONYX picks Gabe up just like that and drops him with a Powerslam into a pinning position.
ONE!
TWO!
THR-- KICKOUT!
Mark Daniels: "I think Noire underestimated ONYX. This man can get the job done!"
ONYX lifts Noire up again, but the young emo rakes his eyes, which ref doesn't see. Noire then sends ONYX crashing down with a knockout Enzuigiri to the back of the head. ONYX is laid out and Noire climbs the turnbuckle, facing the entrance ramp, looking for a Moonsault. When suddenly...
"The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps. "
After the Pulp Fiction quote, 3's and 7's by Queens of the Stone Age hits the PA and it indeed is Adam Stryker who walks out on the stage, sporting an old "Echoes of the Fall" merch t-shirt.
Mark Daniels: "Adam Stryker! We haven't seen him since--"
Stephen T. Darling: "Since our last show, yes. What the fuck is he doing here? He already kicked the shit out of Pariah!"
Stryker stands on the ramp and points at Noire, who is still standing on the top rope, and then performs a cut-throat taunt as the crowd roars. In the ring, ONYX comes to life and trips the legs of Gabriel, seating on the turnbuckle for a moment before picking him up in a Backbreaker Rack position.
Mark Daniels: "Cash Out! He drops him like a bad habit!"
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Tony Allen: "Here is your winner, ONYX!"
And the pinfall is academic as "Pornstar Dancing" reprises. Stryker then slides in the ring, picks the laid out emo wrestler up and delivers his Vortex finisher for good measure. "This is for Raiden!" he screams at the knocked out man.
T3 Winners Speak
Mark Daniels: "Fans, let's go now to some pretaped comments from the winners of the HEW Top Tag Tournament, Jimmy Riley and Fiona Rourke, EXODUS Pro's Marauders!"
The scene switches to San Diego, California, backstage during the most recent E-Pro TV. In front of an EXODUS Pro Wrestling banner are The Marauders; Jimmy Riley and the EXODUS Pro Champion, Fiona Rourke.
Jimmy Riley: "Hey there, HEW fans. I'm Jimmy Riley!"
Fiona Rourke: "And I'm Fiona Rourke! And we are..."
Both: "The Marauders!!"
They grin.
Jimmy Riley: "We wanted to thank all the fans in HEW for welcoming us into their homes a few weeks ago, when we beat Any Given Sundae..."
Fiona Rourke: "And those no good chumps from the UWL! We also wanted to make the announcement where we'll be going to get our tag title shot!"
Jimmy Riley: "You know, we thought about it; taking a trip to the UK and facing the Pro Wrestling FRONTIER champs..."
Fiona Rourke: "...Staying here in San Diego and getting a match with Johnny Cannon and Abby Park..."
Jimmy Riley: "Or even going back to Knoxville and getting the belts we never lost..."
The two pause, look at each other, and burst out laughing.
Jimmy Riley: "Nah, we're kidding, we never want to be back there, if we can help it!"
Fiona Rourke: "True story, Jimmy...but we decided that, for our title match, we'd like to face the same team we beat to win this here tournament!"
Jimmy Riley: "That's right. Any Given Sundae, you guys better get ready! Because very soon, Fiona Rourke..."
Fiona Rourke: "...and Jimmy Riley..."
Both: "Are coming for you!"
Jimmy Riley: "N-word!"
Fiona smacks him in the back of the head.
Jimmy Riley: "Ow! What was that for?"
Fiona Rourke: "You know full well what that was for!"
The pair assume a fighting stance, and the scene ends.
Mark Daniels: "There you have it, fans! The Marauders, the Top Tag Tournament champions, are requesting a second match with Any Given Sundae, this time for the IWF Tag Team Titles!
Santa Claus vs. Wayne Carruthers
As we come back from commercial, Santa is already in the ring as we still hear "HO! HO! HO!" chants. Then the signature guitar riff from X’s "Wild Thing" begins to play out of the venue’s sound system. Meanwhile, a fog of smoke covers the lower half of the stage before the drum beat enters the musical foray, which cues Wayne Carruthers to make his appearance onto the entrance platform. Welcomed with the audience singing along to his theme song, Carruthers struts away from the stage as the lights from the stage behind him pulsate in rhythm to the rock tune playing aloud.
Tony Allen: "From Cleveland, Ohio, weighting in at 260 pounds, the Wild Thing... WAYNE CARRUTHERS!"
Carruthers, finally making his way down to the ring, climbs atop the apron before entering the squared circle where he shoots his arms out to the side as he balls his hands into a fist before returning his arms nearby his waist.
Mark Daniels: "One of the three guest stars in this show, FGA's own Wayne Carruthers!"
Stephen T. Darling: "Professional geek facing a buy in a Santa costume. That is a complete booking clusterfuck."
Carruthers shakes Santa's hand and tells him he's still waiting for the bike he was supposed to get when he was 9. The bell rings and we're underway as Wayne doesn't waste time with lockups and begans to kick and punch away at Santa, getting him to the corner. He continues to kick his midsection as Santa sits down in the corner. Wayne then takes few steps back, only to perform a facewash to poor Santa. After repeating it three times, he drags Santa to the middle of the ring and pins him.
ONE!
TWO!
THR-- KICKOUT!
Mark Daniels: "What is up with Santa? He used to--"
Stephen T. Darling: "Suck less? Once again I can't agree with you."
Wayne waits for Santa to stand up and goes for a Running Crossbody, but Santa Claus catches him and drops him with a Powerslam that is quickly followed with a Splash and a pinning attempt.
ONE!
TWO! -- KICKOUT!
Both men get slowly to their feet and began exchanging blows, when suddenly Wayne ducks one and hits an STO Backbreaker quickly followed by a Neckbreaker Slam.
Mark Daniels: "Wayne Breaker!"
Stephen T. Darling: "Hey! You woke me up!"
Carruthers then locks Santa in the Crossface Clutch and the Saint Nick has no choice but to tap out!
Tony Allen: "Here is your winner via submission, WAYNE CARRUTHERS!"
Mark Daniels: "A quick win for Wayne Carruthers! This guy can be an impact player here!"
Stephen T. Darling: "Or he can come back to playing PlayBox or however are those consoles called."
Free For All Championship Match on the line!
Angelo Valour vs. Jason Richards
Both men are in the ring and shake hands as the bell rings. They start with a Greco-Roman tieup and Valour quickly trainsitions into a Waistlock, followed by a Release German Suplex. Richards rolls on his belly only to receive few knees to the back before Valour locks him in a Sleeper. Richards is very close to the ropes and manages to reach them as referee forces Angelo to break the hold.
Mark Daniels: "Angelo Valour in control so far..."
Stephen T. Darling: "Not surprisingly, he's the UWL World Champion!"
Valour lifts Jason up and goes for The Passage, which is a Buckle Bomb, but Richards counters beautifully into a Frankensteiner, sending Valour head first to the buckles!
Mark Daniels: "Ouch!"
Stephen T. Darling: "CALL DA POLICE! CALL DA EMTs!"
Richards takes control with a Release Tiger Suplex as Valour lands on the back of his neck and head again. Jason then places him to the corner, going for a Yakuza Kick, but Valour dodges and The Strong Style Wolf is stuck in the corner. Angelo places him on the top rope and signals that he is going to go for a Back Superplex. He indeed goes for it, but Richards rocks him with Back Elbow shots to the head and Valour falls backwards on the mat. Jason sees the advantage and performs a beautiful Emerald Death Wave as crowd cheers loudly. He goes for the pin.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Tony Allen: "Here is your winner and the new number one contender for the Free For All Championship, JASON RICHARDS!"
"Clutch" by Barrie Gledden reprises and Jason Richards celebrates in the ring.
Mark Daniels: "And the GFC Tag Team Champion can add another title to his resume as he goes to challenge our FFA Champion at Night of Retribution! We'll see you after another commercial!"
Falls Count Anywhere
King Congo vs. David Parker
Tribal drumbeats can be heard as King Congo and Slick Harrison come to the ring, not waiting for anything, not posing, just angrily walking towards the ring. Congo stands right in the centre and waits for "Been To Hell" to hit and bring out David Parker. That indeed happens but Parker doesn't appear on the stage in a wrestling attire, but in a business suit.
David Parker: "Hey there, monster. I know you blame me and Shizz for screwing you out of the title, but eventhough you will get to face Shizz at Night of Retribution..."
A rare pop for our boss occurs.
David Parker: "You obviously can't fight your boss. So let me introduce you... my replacement..."
"Getting Away With Murder" by Papa Roach hits the PA system and it is Lucius Togo who appears on the stage, ready to wrestle!
Mark Daniels: "Lucius Togo! What the hell? Last time we saw him, he was a manager of Highway to Hell!"
Stephen T. Darling: "From what I know, he was a pretty good wrestler before! So you can consider this his comeback... as an enforcer for our boss! Brilliant idea!"
Togo runs to the ring and immediately goes for a Clothesline, but that doesn't bring Congo down! He performs another one, with the same effect. As he goes for the third, Congo drops him with a Big Boot. The Ignoble Sava wastes no time, lifts his opponent up and drops him with Sacrifice. Pinfall is academic.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
David Parker quickly disappears in the back as Congo adds insult to injury, performing a Congo Splash on Togo. As he walks away as well, accompanied by Slick, we cut to backstage.
Backstage
Alice Carter is backstage with Adam Stryker who is smiling maniacally, enjoying his actions tonight.
Alice Carter: "Adam Stryker, eventhough you weren't scheduled to appear at Shockwave, you indeed appeared and made impact, attacking Gabriel Noire. What led you to those actions?"
Adam Stryker: "Isn't it too obvious? That emo cunt attacked my very best friend and sidelined him for God knows how long. That's not what I like. And since Raiden can't defend himself, I am here to be the avenger in a shining armor. At night of Retribution, I want my retribution for Raiden, The Echoes want their retribution... me and Noire. One on one. Get Real... or Die Hard!"
Stryker pushes both Alice and the camera aside and walks away.
Tag Team Championship
WHSmith (c) vs. Party Nation
Mark Daniels: "First of two title matches tonight! Let's see if Party Nation can capitalise!"
“Two Heads Are Better Than One” booms through the speakers as Bill and Harry Smith burst through the curtain, waving and smiling at the crowd. As they stand on the platform outside the ramp, each of the brothers points to the other, in turn, as if introducing him. The second brother takes this opportunity to rock out to the theme song, air-guitaring and dancing to the delight of the crowd.
Tony Allen: "Following contest is for the HEW Tag Team Championship! Introducing first, your HEW Tag Team Champions, Billy Smith and Harry Smith... WHSMITH!"
Once both brothers have had their turn, they indulge in a few more seconds of air-guitaring and rock star posturing together, before exchanging a glance and a brief nod and taking off at full speed down the ramp, under the bottom rope and into the ring!
"Sorry for Party Rockin' " hits the PA... but nobody's coming out. Tony Allen, referee and the defending champions are confused and the video on the titantron cuts to backstage, where we see King Congo destroying the number one contenders!
Stephen T. Darling: "That African moron! He's runing one of our main events!"
Congo punches away on both member, then raises BOTH of them in the air and drops then with Sacrifice through a catering table! Shamrock and White are unable to move as the angry giant turns to the camera.
King Congo: "CONGO! SMASH!"
With those words, he leaves the scene and we cut back to ringside, where the ref is seen calling the match off as our champions leave, disappointed.
Tony Allen: "Well... ladies and gentlemen, still your tag team champions, WHSMITH!"
Stephen T. Darling: "If I may quote a wrestling legend Iron Sheik... FACKIN BULLSHEET!"
Mark Daniels: "King Congo made his intentions clear, he wiped off Togo, Party Nation... now he's going for The Shizz!"
FREE FOR ALL CHAMPIONSHIP
X (c) vs. Scott Green
X walks out clad in his custom trench coat and mask. The crowd gives off a pretty big pop, but he doesn't seem to notice as he stands by the entrance, unmoved. He looks around slowly before making his way down to the ring methodically.
Tony Allen: "Following contest is for the Free For All Championship! Introducing first, from New York, weighting in at 210 pounds, the HEW Free For All Champion, X!"
He stops just before the steel steps, looks up at the ring from his point of view and briskly walks up the steps and enters the ring where he stands in the middle of the ring, looking somewhat intimidating.
As Stalemate by Stone Sour hits the PA, the lights go into a dark green dim and the expressionless Scott Green walks onto the stage wearing a dark green jacket with the hood up. Staring at the ground while taking slow steps towards the ring, Green finally looks up and pulls down his hood as he looks around at the green lighting.
Tony Allen: "And his opponent, from Santa Barbara, California, weighting in at 235 pounds, "The Arrow" Scott Green!
He then takes a few more lackluster steps towards the ring until he gets to the apron, which takes one leap onto before entering the ring. Once in the middle of the ring Green has his arms stretched out for a few seconds just before he removes the jacket.
The two meet in the center of the ring, looking like they're sizing one another up. Finally, the two meet for a collar elbow tie-up with Green getting a small advantage thanks to size. He backs the two of them into a corner, backing out of the hold, nodding as he waits to see the next move. X comes out of the gates quickly, but Green uses a deep armdrag to keep him down, holding him in an armbar while X struggles for a bit. Green finally lets go of the armbar, keeping X seated before rearing back and unleashing a huge kick to his back. With X wincing in pain, Green backs up before running forward, doing a Hennig-esque running snapmare before going for a quick cover, X kicking out before the ref can even get down for a count.
Green sighs in frustration before going over and locking in a side headlock. X starts to work them back up to a vertical base before finally pushing off Green towards the ropes, whipping him there. X ducks under a running lariat from Green before Green hits the ropes and rebounds back again as X pushes him forward to get more momentum for Green, and then on the return, X hits him with a football tackle! Starting to flail into him with punches, Green tries to cover up, leading the referee to start making a count to get the two apart. X finally backs away, and as soon as the ref lets go, he charges forward with a huge boot to the face of Green.
Pulling Green toward the center of the ring, X starts to grab one of Green's legs, starting to kick the back of his knee as he continues to work the leg and knee over before starting to go for something. Wrapping the leg up and grabbing the other one, X starts to lock the legs and turn him, starting to sinch in the Deadlock! Green winces, screaming a little, but the height advantage allows Green to have a little more reach when it comes time for reaching and getting to the ropes, forcing X to break the hold. Not immediately letting go, he finally relents as the referee hits 3, backing off as Green looks to be in pain.
Green remains on the mat as X goes back on the attack, picking him up and whipping Green into the corner. Green hits the turnbuckles and X comes charging in with full force, but Green stumbles out of the corner, nailing X with The Bullseye! X hits the mat and Green immediately runs to the ropes and springboarding off with a moonsault! Green goes for the cover. One...two...KICKOUT! Green looks upset as he looks frustrated, but he knows he's got to make a move. He pulls X to the corner, moving back and going forward for a facewash, but as he comes forward, X gets up and charges at him, AND HITS THE SOUL DESTROYER! X tugs him away from the ropes and makes the cover! One...TWO...TH--SCOTT GREEN KICKS OUT! X is in shock as he looks at the ref, X frustrated now! He quickly pulls up Green, who quickly gets him in a front facelock to go for a tornado ddt, but X pushes him off...ANOTHER SOUL DESTROYER! This time with authority! X hooks the leg and covers...1...2...THREE!
Tony Allen: "Here is your winner and still the Free For All Champion... X!"
Stephen T. Darling: "FINALLY an actual contest!"
Mark Daniels: "Our main event will, for sure, be a terrific contest as well, Stephen! Our PPV Champion will be in action!"
If Stevie Starr wins, he gets a title match at NoR
HEW PPV Champion Tyler Angel vs. Stevie Starr
Tony Allen: "Ladies and gentlemen, the following is your main event! If Stevie Starr is victorious in this match, he will receive a PPV Championship match at Night of Retribution!"
As Everybody Loves Me by OneRepublic is heard around the arena, lights in the shape of a star begin to flash onto the stage. Stevie Starr then walks out with a Gold robe on and a smug look on his face.
Tony Allen: "Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California, weighting in at 220 pounds, "Mr. Hollywood" Stevie Starr!"
As he walks down the ramp he blows kisses to the female members of the audience before sliding under the bottom rope and into the ring. Stevie then gets to his feet in the middle ring and poses to the displeasure of the fans.
Stephen T. Darling: "I'm telling ya, this is THE MAN! You're looking at the next PPV Champ for shizzle."
Mark Daniels: "For what?"
Stephen T. Darling: "Holy Fucking Pandas on unicycles... I'm not gonna explain it to you."
HEW edit of "Gehenna" by Slipknot hits the PA and Tyler Angel appears on the stage, raisng the PPV Championship over his head. He then slings it over his shoulder before walking slowly to the ring, surrounded by a chorus of cheers.
Tony Allen: "And his opponent, from Los Angeles, California, weighting in at 90 kilos, he is the Hollywood Elite Wrestling Pay-Per-View Champion, "The Painful Truth" Tyler Angel!"
Angel walks methodically to the ring and poses on the turnbuckle as his music slowly dies out.
Mark Daniels: "You keep talking about a future PPV Champion, but my money's one the current one! Tyler Angel is an ever impressive competitor and he's going to prove it tonight."
Stephen T. Darling: "Oh piss off. He's not half as good as Stevie!"
Angel hands his title to the timekeeper and the bell rings. Stevie offers a handshake and Tyler accepts it, but Stevie pulls his hand in the last second and runs it through his hair, laughing at his joke. But he's not laughing that much after receiving a hard kick to the chest and an enzuigiri that bring him down on the canvas. Angel locks his opponent in a front facelock on the ground. Starr tries to get up to his feet, but he is attacked several times by Tyler's knees that target his midsection. Stevie manages to get to a vertical base, rake Tyler's back which ref doesn't see and surprise him with a Bridging Northern Lights Suplex!
ONE!
TWO!
TH-- KICKOUT!
Both men are quickly to their feet, but Stevie is a heartbeat quicker and hence takes advantage, sending a knee of his own towards Angel's midsection and sending him crashing down with a Scoop Powerslam. He quickly locks in the STF and Tyler is in a world of pain.
Stephen T. Darling: "What did I tell you? Stevie has Angel's number!"
Angel luckily manages to reach the ropes and ref starts counting. Starr takes the whole 5 count to break the hold and then poses for the fans who boo him loudly. But he is getting carried away to easily and doesn't see Tyler getting up. The PPV Champ turns Stevie around and rocks him with a big Shattered Dream Dropkick. Before Starr can recover, he is placed in a position for Canadian Destroyer.
Mark Daniels: "And you see I was right all the time! Tyler Angel gets ready for The Rebirth!"
But suddenly, "Angry Chair" by Alice in Chains echoes through the arena and a chorus of boos accompanies the man in the Joker mask who appers on the stage with a steel chair in hand! Tyler lets go of Stevie and leans over the ropes that are closest to the stage, signaling for the Joker guy to come get some... but suddenly Stevie takes advantage with a simple Schoolboy!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Tony Allen: "Here is your winner and new number one contender for PPV Championship... Stevie Starr!"
"Everybody Loves Me" reprises and Stevie quickly disappears through the crowd as he sees the Joker guy enter the ring. The man who took Handsome Harley out delivers a stiff chairshot to the head of our champion, causing him to bleed from his forehead. He then places the chair on the mat and drops Angel on it with a Double Underhook DDT. The Joker guy then takes Angel's championship belt and takes a short look at it before just throwing it at the motionless champion and running away.
Mark Daniels: "What the hell was that! That guy is running roughshots on everyone! Now he took out our PPV Champion!"
Stephen T. Darling: "Angel got what was coming to him! And most important thing is that Stevie Starr is going for that PPV Championship!"
Mark Daniels: "Well ladies and gentlemen, after another show full of extreme moments and surprises, we sign off! I am Mark Daniels and my partner was as always Stephen T. Darling. Good night!"
