ONYX vs. Gabriel Noire

[coreycz]

Singles Match
ONYX vs. Gabriel Noire

RP Limit - 2

[ONYX]

The scene opens with ONYX standing in front of a lit up stage, "What's Your Fantasy?" by Ludacris plays and a large pair of obviously enhanced breasts sway in front of his face as he tucks dollars in the dancers G-string.

ONYX: Damn Shelby, you're looking good tonight baby.

She reaches down and grabs his head placing it firmly between her 36EEE's.

Shelby: Thanks baby, I hear you got a match coming up, it's gonna be good to see you back in the ring.

He struggles for air between the gigantic breasts before pulling his head away and gasping for air.

ONYX: Yep, I'm finally gonna win one.

Shelby: You know if you win, I can think of a good way to congratulate you.

She grabs his hand and starts seductively sucking his finger. ONYX looks mesmerized until a guy sitting by the stage waiting to tip Shelby begins getting mouthy.

Guy: Hey jackass, other people wanna tip!

ONYX just reaches down with his free hand and slams the man's head into the stage knocking him out. He turns his attention back to Shelby who finishes sucking his finger. He slides a few more singles in her panties.

ONYX: You just gave me all the motivation I need.

Suddenly he just tosses the rest of the fist full of dollars up on the stage.

ONYX: Sorry baby, I gotta go... literally.

ONYX rushes back past the DJ booth but the DJ stops him.

DJ: Hey ONYX you gonna clean up your little mess down there?

The DJ points down at the stage where the rude guy is still out cold.

ONYX: You're gonna have to give me about 20 minutes boss I'm about to give birth to Turdzilla.

He runs off into the bathroom walking like a duck. The camera follows him into the bathroom where he's already on the toilet. His face is red and contorted and then he lets out a sigh of relief.

ONYX: Ladies and Gentlemen if we could capture this smell and bottle it up there would be no war. Seriously, if it was a lil more solid you could club a man to death with this turd. At Shockwave though I ain't gonna have to club Gabriel Noire, I'm just gonna beat his ass for being a freak. I caught his lil promo at the last show and I ain't the least bit impressed. You like to be all sad and shit and play with your tears Gabe? I'll be more than happy to drown your fool ass in your own tears. I ain't won a whole lot in my career but I can feel it, at Shockwave that changes. Ol' ONYX is gonna get paid and gonna get laid, I just hope they pay my in singles cause those are good to tip with.

He rolls off some toilet paper and then flashes a smile at the camera.

ONYX: Ok, you gotta go I've gotta take a picture of this and text it to all my buddies.

Fade to black.